Is a belief in Sam Slater idiotic?

[Pervert]

Sam's not right wing enough.

Have you read the Old Testament? If Jehovah exists and is still around he's calling himself Gary Bushell or Richard Littlejohn these days.

[Sam Slater]

He definitely works for the Italian police, and has a collection of Nazi artifacts.

[Pervert]

I'm not talking to you. I prayed to you for my granny's lumbago to get better, and nothing happened.

[Sam Slater]

I work in mysterious ways....silly.

I have an answer for everything.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Sounding more like david copperfield than God

What a relief

[Pervert]

When will the FBI be raiding him?

[Deuce Bigolo]

As soon as their through schwinging with claudia I'd expect

[Sam Slater]

Da, here's the ex [img]http://www.lesitedeclaudia.com/photos/claudia16.jpg[/img]

[Deuce Bigolo]

That would be right,keep all the explicit ones to yourself

She does seem to have pretty poor taste in guys I must say

[Pervert]

In your dreams. She told me, after a wild night of passion (she likes Wagner playing when she makes love, by the way) that the engagement was just a PR stunt and she was being used as a beard to keep the press from asking awkward questions about you and Michael Jackson.