New names

[Deuce Bigolo]

That would leave you to be our Queen?

[Deuce Bigolo]

self-righteous

Nothing like of feeling of being right no matter how many holes are in my arguments,daddy taught me well

[Sam Slater]

Such an undeserved, and unexpected compliment; I thank you Caractacus!

Of course, nothing comes free; especially to a humble working class fellow like myself. I hope you don't start badgering me for sexual favours again.

[Pervert]

Think you're safe there, Sam. You're not my type.

[Deuce Bigolo]

How do you know...he might be samantha...bi and available

the internet where anything is possible

[Sam Slater]

That's it, follow the compliment with the hammer blow!

Every silver lining has a cloud! !tears!

[Pervert]

The compliment was genuine enough and with no ulterior motives.

And I don't think Sam is a Samantha.

[Sam Slater]

Yes, I've heard of men pretending to be women, online, but not the other way around.

I don't fancy the idea of penises being inserted, nor babies being extracted from my crevices, and thankfully, my sex makes these feats less likely.

[Trumpton]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> dickhead?

Richard Topp.