Prostitutes

[Lizard]

I was thinking of buying one for xmas. How much are they? do you get a three year warranty, and can you get that extra insurance like curry's charge you, where it dearer to insure than to buy.
Any advice would be welcome, especially from prostitutes.

[Trumpton]

You'll need your anti-virus protection turned onto maximum.

[one eyed jack]

We are all prostitutes. If you aint a pimp, then you a ho, Theres no inbetween.

Think about that.

[Trumpton]

Insofar as we are "prostituting" our services, talents, skills, expertise for money - then you're correct.

[fudgeflaps]

Do lizards, as a species, prostitute themselves?

Wee calling cards on a hot rock- 'sexy skink action', 'trannny-granny geckos', 'kimodo dragon for a shaggin'' and suchlike?