Jeremy Beadles manky hand

[Shelley Louise]

Is it a myth?

[BeestonBoy]

No its true!!

Hence the old joke:

Jeremy Beadles got a small cock. Ah but on the other hand its quite big.

[Ace]

Yes, he has a withered right hand that he always tries to cover with his left hand.
Its kind of poetic justice when he stitches people up in 'Beadles About' if you ask me!

[Bronson Lee]

As used on the cover of the excellent Dead Kennedys lp
Plastic Surgery Disasters.

[Trumpton]

Lives on an island by himself - so I've heard.

[The Last Word]

I recall Beadle on Danny Baker's short-lived late night chat show (early 90s?) and he didn't seem to mind talking about it when the host enquired.

[muswell]

Yes he does have a problematic hand. There was an occassion when I came close to thumping him (long boring story), I didnt notice the hand until the moment had past and I would have felt pretty terrible if I had decked him.

[chatterji]

Never mind the hand, have you clocked his beard? Brrrrr!

[Trumpton]

And his weird looking fish eyes! Spooky.