Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?

[Officer Dibble]

According to this latest study, not only are puka women (women with tits, waists, and asses) generally more attractive to blokes, they are smarter too.



And there?s more?








This next study confirms the importance of makeup in making the most of girls who may not be natural sex goddesses.




This all seems to click into place in relation to today?s chav birds, who are neither shapely nor well versed in the ancient feminine art of applying a bit of lippy. It could explain why they tend to look like cack ? i.e., desexualised, androgynous beanpoles or beer barrels.




Officer Dibble

[one eyed jack]

Where do you live then Officer?...Hackney??? LOL Just kidding.

[one eyed jack]

Actually shouldnt knock Hackney I just realised Leona is from there and she is lovely. Everyone loves her. Shes so sweet and kind and caring and she can sing real sweet too.

Bless her.

I cant believe she comes from Hackney

[Deano!]

Too often 'curvy' is misinterpreted as 'fat'. And of course, that strange tangled mess of illogical nonsense that is the womans mind keeps telling them they are overweight if they exist at all.

The only solution is for we men to fill sexy, curvy women with hot jism at every opportunity to help them feel at ease with their bodies.

[Lizard]

Officer. I,m amazed by some wimmin who brazenly advertise thier services as 'Models' (the term model relating to glamour and fashion etc) I look at some of the ads...'Nu model available', and have to get Ms Liz to put me muzzle on--to stop me jaw from breaking with laughter and bewilderment, there are better looking trees growing in parks.
Thin pasty addled faces, tatoos Everywhere, piercings, shit clothes and very little in the way of make up--if any!
Where did it all go wrong...

[thesaint3333]

Give me the wonderfully curvy Nigella Lawson anytime.

And put the anorexic Kate Moss out to pasture.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I love the way all these theories treat women like headless chickens

If you didn't like the head why would be attracted to the body?

[Sam Slater]

We complain of skinny birds, but the average waist size of a female in 2007 is 5" more than a hundred years ago.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Wouldn't that just be proportionate to the increase in average height