Latest Chav Craze?

[Officer Dibble]

It looks like tacky tattoos may soon be old hat. It seems that the latest craze for the chav about town is to have their skin branded by a feaking hot iron!



So, does this mean we can expect to witness hordes of shrieking chav birds besieging tattoo parlors in ever more desperate attempts to be cool and emulate their peers? Or will it take a resounding endorsement in the pages of Heat magazine by the likes of Jordan, Jody, Kerry or some other similarly vacuous slapper?




Officer Dibble

[Nob3y]

chav about town...that makes me laugh.
To be honest nothing these planks do is a suprise anymore.

[Jonone]

Mention of teachers, nurses and policemen in the article so it's by no means confined to 'chavs'.

[Pervert]

The officer has, as usual, to put his obsessive Chav spin on it. As I've said before if "Fashion" dictacted that having a six-inch long, two-inch thick bolt inserted in your brain was the next big thing, the normal sheep of all sorts would be queuing up to get it done.

"I'm expressing my individuality by, erm, being like everyone else."

Crap tattoos, disfiguring body piercing. What's next---cosmetic amputations?

[James not Bond]

I'll stick with my Daffy Duck tattoo.

It was going to be a thistle with 'Scotland Forever' round it, but.............

[Peter]

Caractacus wrote:


>
> Crap tattoos, disfiguring body piercing. What's next---cosmetic
> amputations?

Already been done, it was the fashion a few years ago (amongst certain groups) to have the tip of your little finger chopped off.

By you're right, if having an anal-nasal swap was the rage, they'd be lining up to have it done.

(may have been posted before)

[harmonyluvver]

Well no one ever accused chavs of being intelligent.

[crofter]

Well with some of the cattle on view at the local nightclubs this will just make it easier to spot them I suppose.