Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
She seems a bit funny to me.
Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
As in royal hanger-on who's famous for being famous?
Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
I remember the old news quiz joke.
TPT went on holiday to the Med with Charlie Windsor and the boys.
Whilst sunbathing on the deck of the yacht she decides she?ll get some topless tanning done. Recalling her embarrassment at the infringement of Royal etiquette when she removed her bikini top she said ?she didn?t know what came over her?.
I think she?d find it was William and Harry.
TPT went on holiday to the Med with Charlie Windsor and the boys.
Whilst sunbathing on the deck of the yacht she decides she?ll get some topless tanning done. Recalling her embarrassment at the infringement of Royal etiquette when she removed her bikini top she said ?she didn?t know what came over her?.
I think she?d find it was William and Harry.
Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
Well I think she's fucking fit, and right up my street, she's witty, not bad looking, sharp as a razor, and an all round good laugh.she gets a Lizard 8/10 shaggable birds award.
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Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
Had more cock-ends that weekends ... tara that is not too sure about Liz, but seriously her fanny will be bigger than her mouth and let's face it that IS saying something.
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Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
I like her and I would fuck her up the arse as shes so good.
And I dont do that to just any girl.
And I dont do that to just any girl.
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Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell wrote:
> She is an expert concert pianist to boot.
Was that "fact" from wikipedia?
> She is an expert concert pianist to boot.
Was that "fact" from wikipedia?
Re: Tara Palmer Tompkinson?
olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell wrote:
> She is an expert concert pianist to boot.
Typical Wikepedia!!! Probably misread it as 'handles an organ like a pro'
> She is an expert concert pianist to boot.
Typical Wikepedia!!! Probably misread it as 'handles an organ like a pro'
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