I've just had a WANK!

[Snow Patrol]

Thought I'd share that with you....

It is a porn forum after all...

[colzilla23]

Well done!

[Snow Patrol]

Thanks! It tok a bit of practise, but I got there in the end

[dean1234]

Hope you washed your hands before going on the computer !hmmm!

[Snow Patrol]

I never go on the computer...

















































I allways use the toilet....

[Deano!]

Those plastic keyboard covers like they have in pubs can be useful. Make sure you buy a new one though.

[Trumpton]

What did you use to wipe up the mess? Kleenex is the favourite! Or perhaps bog roll? What about kitchen roll with those cheeky dimples in it?

[isabel ice]

Careful... you'll go blind!!!


I wanked 17 times yesterday, and woke up with a sty... It's not an urban myth.


XXX !pirate!

[one eyed jack]

Good for you. Excellent form of birth control.

Though some will say its genocide blowing off 10.000 poyenyial mebers of society. I'm surprised the government havent tried to control that yet.

Think about it.That was 10,000 potential tax payers.

I bet that will distract you from your next wank.

[andy at handiwork]

I hope the wank was over material on Promotions and British Girls and not the O/T part.