Cheaper than a hooker!

[jdv]

vegephiles like Bob should be commended for creativity
at least. Will it be different feeling Bob if they
were"organic"?

[golostruda]

Um, thanks for that. But - like I'm sure the vast majority of BGAFD Forumers - I have a porn-loving girlfriend at my disposal in place of the above. From my brief conversations with the regulars on here (smart, witty types to a wo/man) I would be very surprised if any of them have to resort - albeit apart from as a special treat - to a hooker, let alone a canteloupe. Bestill your adolescent stereotypes. Porn is for everyone now - male, female, straight, gay, bi, single, hitched, young, old, raincoater, groupie or stud - I think you'd be best off posting your fruit-'n'-veg-marketing-board sponsored masturbation advice to far-right-american-christians.com. Just a thought...

[ASDA]

We have seedless melons on offer and you get a free knife to hollow out your cucumber. Try us we are good!

[Buttsie]

lol

English teachers rule ok

cheers
B...OZ