Plaid Skirts! aaaargh!!! O/T a bit

[Lizard]

Now,
I,m not one to rant-but!.......... if I visit another porn
site that say,s, sexy model girl, and they have those fuckin stupid "plaid" skirts on, I,m gonna top meself, NO... dont try and talk me out of it, I,ve had it up to here with "PLAID SKIRTS" are they part of a porn stars wardrobe or something? or has someone bought a job lot from oxfam? I fuckin hate them.
well Iv,e said me piece!
I,ll put the kettle on.........

Lizard, (all plaid out,) after a long day in the sun!

[lurker]

It's always red plaid as well. I don't particularly
mind, as long as they come off quickly

Sounds like Lizard could use some caffeine though.

[magoo]

My all time favourite porn scene was Sabrina "Amanda" Johnson in her Uncle Ben scene. The yanks said it was a plaid skirt but I thought it was tartan. Not sure which clan, perhaps the McDovers of Glen Fanny.

OK I will get my kilt. Taxi for McMagoo.

[Lizard]

Well, ok I,ll give you that one, and there,s a photo shoot of
Tiff Walker posing on a bed with her arse in the air, wearing the regulation PLAID, knee socks and small white knickers, I believe it,s the Walker "Plaid of Glenguzzle" perhaps our Scottish forumites can confirm this.
I,ll put the kettle on.......

Lizard (trying hard not to relax his PLAID skirt views)

[maurie]

I luv em mate. Supposed to be part of the catholic school girls uniform. You're obviously not a perv.

[mahatma coat]

I can remember as a teenager finding a "mucky book" containing two young ladies who went for a picnic and ending up in a naked lesbian clinch. They both wore tartan skirts. I have never been the same since. To my joy i walk home from work past a hair salon. The lovely young ladies all wear tartan skirts which always guarantees a stirring in my nether regions! Lesbians do nowt for me though.