You are a supehero

[Snake Diamond]

OK, this is NOT what Superpower I'd like to have, it's what I CAN already do, although, it doesn't work on all women, lol.

[Lizard]

I can turn wine into water.

[Pervert]

That was obviously my first thought, Magoo, but a superhero should do something to benefit mankind, not just himself.

If I could have two super powers, however . . . .

[Sam Slater]

Luck; just luck.

Who needs invisibility when luck would make sure no one sees you?; why need xray eyes to see through womens clothes when luck will make them want you to take them home and undress them anyway?

Luck will make sure you put the right numbers on the lottery; luck will make sure you live a healthy life, and luck will make sure you have the best of lovers/friends.

Surely the best superpower of all?

[Lizard]

So! luck then.

great.

[Pervert]

Think you'd have to specify the kind of luck, Sam. It comes in negative as well as positive, and you'd hate the former kind.

[Sam Slater]

If I was a masochist, and wished bad luck on myself, would it be my good luck if bad luck came my way?

[Pervert]

My brain hurts.

[Nob3y]

I am Captain Chaos who helps people.Espec fellow Cannon ballers.

special powers now include the ability to cut through all this PC bullshit and crush people who say thing like"you know" "I mean" "like I say" end a sentance with "so" and "well"

[andy at handiwork]

I can spell