Sir Bob Geldoff going for Sam Fox's Tits

[Sam Slater]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no he doesn't!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Oh very droll samwise

Actually it was their children that called it M

Children should be seen & not heard seems to be the moral of the story
Still you can't blame them for wanting to control their kids when ours have set such a fine example after being given their freedom

[Sam Slater]

All we need now is a cartoon of the real Mohammad, sat having tea with a teddy bear, and eating sausage & bacon. Mohammad has a t-shirt on with a big Israeli star motif, and if you look carefully under the tablecloth, you'll see the teddy bear hasn't been circumcised.

Sort of like a modern day 'Last Supper' painting.

[Deuce Bigolo]

lol

I'll put the call into denmark then

Their fortified enough now to withstand the next onslaught

[Sam Slater]

I wonder how many countries would kill me for that last post?

This is a much bigger rush than all those other extreme sports!

[one eyed jack]

I was speaking to a girl from Uganda recently and she offered anothe rside to the mudering despots you talk about. Apparently its only half the truth of it if you consider that Africa is enslaved to the interests on the debt it owes and to add while she is no idi Amin Lover her aunt was the last one to marry the man and feels he was more influenced by his advisor who was more cruel than Idi Amin and that he was given more credit fo rall the atrocities than he was deserved.

I dont really know if this is true or not but who would say their aunt was married to the man and be lying to me. I mean it wasnt as if I was impressed enough to want to date her because of it.

My point being is there is more to Africas problem than just some mad power hungry murderous despots that maybe the rest of the world may be just alittle bit guilty for other things to add to it....Ooooh like DeBeers for example. But no one ever talks about the thieving diamond mining companies adding to the problems though do they?

[one eyed jack]

Actually come to think of it I think motives are a little transparent here. Dare I use the word racist, that Geldof bashers may even resent him for helping the poor starving coloured folk. (thats n***ers to you lot. I mean thats what you really want to say isnt it?)

Otherwise a guy trying to help out is deemed to be self righteous. This is a cheap and low blow for you anti Africa aid lot who seem to subscribe to Africa cannot be helped so lets just watch them all kill themselves, die of hunger at the hands of the few of their own kind but I bet if they had some clout and held oil to ransom, America and Britain would be in there up their arse like fucking dambusters woudnt they?

Leave Bob alone. He's done more to help the starving suffering needy than you lot here bemoaning his. Perhaps he is too scruffy and doesnt look like David Beckham perhaps.

Touching Sam Foxs titties is really a small price to pay for this big hearted act (even if people think he has a hidden agenda) Hes a fucking hero in my books and if he wants to cop a feel of Sam Foxs jugs then so be it. She should let him as a way of saying thanks.

I'd let him touch my balls if it helped save a few million from starving and disease.

Enough with the Geldof bashing!!!

[Sam Slater]

[quote](thats n***ers to you lot. I mean thats what you really want to say isnt it?)[/quote]

Ok, I'll say it.....

"nockers" Sam Fox has a nice pair of "nockers".

I didn't think you were that sensitive about "nockers" Terry.