Christmas Dinner

[Sam Slater]

Mince Pies on Christmas day are illegal remember?

[fudgeflaps]

Good ol' Santa loved a mince round....................*


...........* my living room for a bit.

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Put some blood thinner in the wine! !wink!

Vinegar and the juice from pickled onions act as blood thinners.

[Sam Slater]

I'll burn off the calories on boxing day, shooting rabbits with my bow and arrow.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Mince Pies on Christmas day are illegal remember?

Oh no! I'll have to be arrested by the Mince Pie Eating Police and thrown into custody.

[mrmcfister]

Goose fat is more expensive than Rump steak!

[fudgeflaps]

Worth it's weight in golden eggs for the roast tattie aficionado, though. A top luxury!

[Sam Slater]

You so missed a pun Trumpy (thrown in custardy?)

[Trumpton]

It was Nigella Lawson that started the fashion for rubbing goose fat on her tatties !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

He'd only get custardy for being a mince spy.