First time on a plane

harmonyhex · Post by **harmonyhex** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:42 pm

On weds I'm finally getting on a plane for the first time and flying to Stockholm.

I'm half scared and half excited!!

Just thought I would share it with you all !happy!

fudgeflaps · Post by **fudgeflaps** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:46 pm

They'll play 'Snakes on a Plane', a topical flight instructional documentary (you should see the bit where a snake jumps out the lavvie bowl and bites a guys cock) starring Samuel L. Jackson to put you at ease.

Trumpton · Post by **Trumpton** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:46 pm

It's the safest way to travel Harmony !happy!

Peter · Post by **Peter** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:51 pm

Its always a good idea to take a packed lunch with you. To get around the hand luggage limits, wrap your sandwiches in tin foil and tape them around your waist.

Deuce Bigolo · Post by **Deuce Bigolo** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:56 pm

Thats a damn sight better than flying high parts 1 & 2

Don't mention the mandatory cavity search at the airport,something to look forward to i suppose

Jacques · Post by **Jacques** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm

I'm so high when I'm the pilot of a plane,
touching down in camberwick with a kilo of cocaine.

Sing along now...

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm

You'll be fine....................doing your first shoot was probably more scarey

Trumpton · Post by **Trumpton** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm

Which airline are you travelling with?

fudgeflaps · Post by **fudgeflaps** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm

Here, here Peter, top advice there. Also:

Package any bananas in a pistol-like configuration in tin foil, going through the gates too, and strap all your deoderant aerosols underneath your top round your waist, alternating your sarnies with aerosols. If you are nervous, stride through with the iPod playing mellow Islamic/ Arabian riffs of the Sudan bazaars.

Peter · Post by **Peter** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:02 pm

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Don't mention the mandatory cavity search at the
> airport,something to look forward to i suppose

If this happens please try and avoid slipping into work mode, and, when the searcher sticks her fingers in you holes, start saying, "yes, thats it, harder you dirty bitch, harder, I want it all, stick your whole fist in, go on........." etc.

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