Christmas Dinner

[fudgeflaps]

Yeah, she would have made that mildly erotic even if she smeared her tits in it too.

[Trumpton]

When I ate goose I think it must have been wrongly cooked.

Turkey is dry and can become very bland.

[fudgeflaps]

Top tips from the sage mage magoo! Good stuff.

[Trumpton]

Some feminist journo was waffling on the other day about Nigella Lawson turning cooking into "porn". WTF?

[adultwebmaster]

Sam, read these threads http://observer.guardian.co.uk/foodmont ... 17,00.html

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 885358.ece

Blue !xmas!

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Fed up of turkey

Why? It sounds as if you're a regular all the year round consumer of turkey?

> Everyone having the usual turkey, or something else?

No, I'll be sticking with turkey again this year Sam. I'll pour plenty of white sauce and onion gravy over it to stop it from going dry and tasteless.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]It sounds as if you're a regular all the year round consumer of turkey?[/quote]

You could say that. When I was training, if it wasn't tuna, it was turkey sandwiches!

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> When I was training,

Training? You weren't a professional athelete then Sam?

[Lizard]

Enjoy the goose Sam, it,s very tasty, we are having duck for a real change, as for once we are not travelling this xmas....fuckin yippeeee.