GOOD LUCK MILAN

[Arginald Valleywater]

Please knock the Tim Soldiers out of Europe, they honestly think they are World Class and our boss rates them above Arsenal and Man U. And Strachan is a ginger bastard.

[fudgeflaps]

Up the pressure on the Huns by qualifying, forcing them to try harder where they will blow it with a total loss of bottle. Thing is, I think if Benfica tan Shaktare, they can still get the UEFA cup diddy parachute ride of medicrity- they WILL be going for it. I might not take a Milan twunting, an inspired Benfica could passport us so the safetynets are possible.

Tbh, I hope both Scottish teams qualify- we could then beast you home and away at Ibr..... erm, Mordor at a later stage if Rangers manage to squeeze through! !wink! Prominent Yankee-orc DaMarcus Beastly will be a sore loss- he has scrubbed up well at well at this level, all that good PSV experience shining. Striking orc Danjelly Cousin has been a revelation for someone I dimissed as 3rd-rate when i saw his career stats and ungainly awkward physique.

[fudgeflaps]

Aye 'mon the Milan, just win please, pretty please........... woops, doesn't matter. Bloody Milan cannae even do a job!

Your soldiers in Blue will be shiting it!! Think Lyon will let them away with the 3-0 debacle? Youse are on a tanking, I tell ye, I know you are Protestants, but a wee prayer might help!

Woohoo!

Egg/ face? Face/ Egg? On? On and on and on? foot/ shoot? Shoot/ feet? Your OWN???

!laugh!

[crofter]

Well Done Benfica keeping the Celts in the Champions League, and keeping me in pocket, ?25 win @ 15/2 Benfica H/T +F/T.
Just knew the luck that Celtic have had in the competition so far that they would get spunked on but Benfica would do them a maaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee favour ... it's the luck of the green to be sure.

[fudgeflaps]

Hey Crofty, me ol' furrow-ploughing kicker of the baw with the other foot!

I respect the Rangers fans for their passionate support, have good mates on The Other Side who have lost their way in life as a result, wee lost souls, but I will be so disappointed if you are the archetypal skelly-eyed, trackie-wearer with trainers that don't match anything else, obese, short-haired ginge with Hunnery tattoos and sovereign rings!! !laugh!

[colzilla23]

Huns? How fucking dare you. If I used any of the thousands of words to describe members of the 'catholic' persuasion I WOULD GET BANNED. You should offer an apology as you have let yourself down.

[fudgeflaps]

Give it a rest you eejit.

If Tims can be used in the vernacular, your H-word phobia can be appeased by the fact it was in jocular context.

Are you offended as you are a descendant? Is Atilla the H--, erm.... Bun (just to protect yer wee papyrus eardrums entering your brain and sparking off a tragic bout of common sense) , on your family line? You'd be great on Who Do You Think You Are?

I'll say "I'm soooooooooo, sooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawreeeeeeeee" very high pitched and sarcastically to to satisfy your whim. I've let myself down? I used a jokey playword- you know THOUSANDS (you must have put in the effort and the research) of words which signify abuse. You really are bettering yourself with such constructive use of your tim(e). <------ oooh! colly'd gonna grass me to the heidie !oops!

However, as compensation for the leniency I showed, I'm gonna call you a wee greetin' faced shite-stirring twuntycunt.

You must be in the archetypal bun bracket- except you are a rung lower as you wear small black-rimmed square specs to hightlight your outrageous spazjaw.

Bye for now, just chill- some folk might refer to members of your team as footballers, so don't get too upset. !wink

[Trumpton]

In Scotland a 'Tim' means the same as 'Paddy' does in England - i.e., Irish.

[fudgeflaps]

'H**' could be mispronunciation or an inadvertent typo *COOOOUUUUGH*, !laugh!