Jeremy Clarkson

[fudgeflaps]

Aye, Trumpty, but a lot of the Glasgow neds, often with their chibs secreted on their person, will turn around and do you without blinking an eye.

There have been so many stories up here of the good upstander, the good Dad to his kids, standing up to a 'gang of local youths' and being beaten to death.

[Trumpton]

I'm aware that some (the majority?) of these neds do carry knives - so obviously when confronting them you've got to be careful and protect yourself with a suitable sturdy object.

[Roger Fukwit]

He was on Johnathan Woss last night, funny as fuck fair play to him.

[Trumpton]

Yup, I saw him as well.