Lesbians.

[Lizard]

I'm getting a couple for xmas.

[fudgeflaps]

I won some in a tombola!! The irony of having ticket 69- i thought it was a sick fix.

[Jacques]

What with dungarees and everything?

[Trumpton]

In cheeky little Santa's cozzies and their own giant-sized buckets of full cream, a paddling pool and plenty of film for your camera? !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

Those ones are handy for odd-jobs, if not blow-jobs, tidying up, dishes etc.

[Lizard]

Yes dungarees, and shaved heads, tats and ironwork, and fully paid up greenham common cards of course. You didn,t think I meant two fantastic looking euro birds with amazing bodies and beautiful hair did you?

[Jacques]

I initially thought that...but then reality set back in.

[Lizard]

Thank christ for that.. I want two beefy lezzers delivered to my door xmas day, unwashed preferably.