Right now I'm watching porn

[Jacques]

This guy has just walked into an office typing pool to fix a broken printer and the typists have all just basically decided to fuck him senseless.

I've repaired a printer before and this didn't happen.

I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories.

[spunkie]

Whats the make of the printer? Mines on the blink too.

[fudgeflaps]

Yeah, might just be for Lexmarks- a perk of getting 'em cheap. They go on the blink regular too, their owners must 'get some' all the time..

[fudgeflaps]

.....and typing too? You're a star multi-tasker, Mrs Jacques will be jealous and may have to distract you with her soaking mimsy, if it's not Dorcel.

[Sam Slater]

That's because you haven't got a spray tan.

[Trumpton]

Or a mullet.

[fudgeflaps]

Or six toes on one of your feet.

[Ace]

I know what you mean Jacques..........I was going to apply as a pizza delivery driver on nights off at the local Dominoes JUST for the after shags I see on the usual US porn films.........fuck the minimum wage this time!!

[pj]

If she needs any repair work done on her pc, I can do house cals. LOL.

Pj

[planeterotica]

Ace wrote:

> I know what you mean Jacques..........I was going to apply as a
> pizza delivery driver on nights off at the local Dominoes JUST
> for the after shags I see on the usual US porn
> films.........fuck the minimum wage this time!!
>
planeterotica wrote:

OEJs allready done the one with the pizza boy in a film with Shakina about ten years ago and the pizza boy shit himself !shocked!