Doom and Gloom

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Lizard
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Re: Disclaimer.

Post by Lizard »

Lizard (me) wishes it to be known he is NOT david Icke, or anyone associated with him. Liz is great, Icke is a fucking lunatic and mithers trees.
Also Liz is not into scat, or anything poo related (well, apart from that toilet blocking incident in the Trafford centre) hope that clears things up.He is also a great musician, good all round chap, and kind to animals and grannies.

ps. our Lawers are watching.

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Pervert
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Re: Disclaimer.

Post by Pervert »

Now in fairness, Liz, no one claimed you had anything to do with David Icke.

On the other hand, the bog-busting expeditions you and Magoo used to go on are the stuff of legend.
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fudgeflaps
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Re: Doom and Gloom

Post by fudgeflaps »

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! was a bold yin. If totally inapppropriately and mingingly so.

Lizard
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Re: Disclaimer.

Post by Lizard »

It was all down to a violent prawn sandwich.

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Re: Disclaimer.

Post by Pervert »

The first time maybe, but what about the 30 times after that?
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Yes but in an amusing way

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

The latest group of nutters in Moscow are held up a cave

They say depression is going to be the epidemic of the 21st century
They've just got a head start on the rest
fudgeflaps
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Re: Yes but in an amusing way

Post by fudgeflaps »

It's already an epidemic.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXT!!! !laugh!

mutanthalibut
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Re: Doom and Gloom

Post by mutanthalibut »

Don't worry about it.....every living thing on the planet is going to die including you and me, and thats an unarguable fact. So crack on and enjoy yourself.

fudgeflaps
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Re: Doom and Gloom

Post by fudgeflaps »

Aaaaaaaaaaaah, halibut me ol' trout, genetics beating ethics into submission could see us live forever.................

Scary thought. I''d like the rest after 90-max years.

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