Petrol Protest - will you ?

[fudgeflaps]

Tax the 4x4'ers!!

Mandatory Posing Arsehole Tax with a Phallic-or -Status Justification Insecurity contribution to NI!! Tax based on size of engine; 3.0litre: 30%.

Burn the witches!!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn 'em!!

!wink!

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Pedal power is highly enjoyable up in the Campsie Hills, or on
> the 22-mile Kirkintilloch-Falkirk Wheel cycle path.

I've never cycled there fudgey. I have cycled on the West Highland Way - not all of it though, it's too long.

Btw fudgey, I had for the first time today one of those giant kit-kat bars with peanuts added. Mmmm, it was very nice.

[Officer Dibble]

"Otherwise, you are just a posing wanker."

Whayhey! Cheers, Carac! Of course everyone knows there's nothing like a good pose to buoy one's spirits. Having a nice gaff, a tasty motor or a beautiful woman on your arm says that 'you are the man' and gives one that warm glow of confidence and air of achievement that women so admire and other chaps envy. Wanking's quite agreeable too.




Officer Dibble

[Officer Dibble]

Sam, what are you rambling on about? With regard to petrol prices - are you happy about being taken to the cleaners by ?Bungler Brown? or not?




Officer Dibble

[Sam Slater]

Yes. I'm happy 'Bungler Brown' is getting that money if it means 'Tariq the Terrorist' gets less in the long run.

[spider]

I think it's a great idea having all these people driving 4x4s.

They are volunteering to pay more and more tax.

It's great because driving a gas guzzler is like putting your hand-up to say "I want to pay more tax Mr Brown please, please take my money".

The more they pay the less chance he will come asking me to pay more.

I'm hoping they will sell more and more 4x4s.

[fudgeflaps]

Don't start me, Trumpty, you know what will happen!

Also, I will fall into your nefarious scheme of luring youngish, groomable and naive little me into a retro-biccie/sweetie-reverie hijack!!

Then you laugh manically, Inspector-Gadget main-baddie style, rejoicing in your evil.

Ps. I had some lunch today! yum yum.

!wink!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Indeed C

Mainly bought by the family man who wants his wife and kiddies to kill others before they are killed on the road...oops i meant to be safe

[Deuce Bigolo]

If their protesting now wait till the carbon taxes filter through

Still as a comparison Iran charges about 10 cents a litre
almost the same population but I gather not the same excessive usage

vegetable oil is the future or maybe steam?