What's the strangest thing you have ever carried?

[Trumpton]

Back on thread.

I remember I had to carry an old black and white TV set to the repair shop back in the days when I lived in bedsit land (circa 1982). It weighed a ton! It was also snowing and I had to walk downhill to the shop and the journey back up the hill after it had been repaired was nothing short of treacherous.

[one eyed jack]

Not only a good cook but a good home maker too. Theres more to this girl than meets the eyes.

And what meets the eyes is divine.

You mean to say that all those burly strapping blokes saw little old you huffing and puffing under a lofty carpet and didnt offer to help!?

What is the world coming to?

[Steve R]

A dead body.

[Trumpton]

Steve R wrote:

> A dead body.

As an undertaker?

[Sam Slater]

Let's just say Steve has had 4 new patios in the last 12 months.

[Trumpton]

LOL!

[crofter]

So to answer your question it seems that CaraciTrumpoFudgy & Co. Ltd. (very) are putting up the Flu Virus as their answer to this teaser of a question Harmony!grin!

[planeterotica]

A cotton picking machine !love!

[fudgeflaps]

A drunken girlfriend, way too much gin, who falls asleep on me halfway- I dump her unceremoniously on the bed.

[Pervert]

I tend not to carry anything, apart from the odd grudge---and the occasional crush on beautiful women.