What's the strangest thing you have ever carried?

[stripeysydney]

A dwarf.

[Snow Patrol]

A large package of cocaine, throuh customs....





































Joke!

[mart]

Strangest...maybe, but certainly scariest - 35mm print of The Adventures of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn version) by passenger train from Nottingham to London.
The transit case had large red labels NITRATE FILM- HIGHLY INFLAMMABLE plastered all over it.

Mart

[Peter]

Uranium.

For a physics project at school, from the Uni where it was stored. Probably enough to nick me under some terrorism legislation these days.

[harmonyhex]

Awww thanks OEJ. Seem to be on a home improvement rampage at the mo ha ha

[harmonyhex]

Have been trying to think of other strange things I have carried home.

I don't live too far from my town centre but don't drive so I seem to get this idea that no matter what I buy I can carry it home.

I bought a big set of longhorns from the market a few months ago. That was funny carrying them home. And a big replica Highlander sword and ceremonial Isis dagger. Not all at the same time though !happy!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Did the odd white van man delivery run for a mate of mine and once delivered a live lizard to South Lakes Animal Park. Miserable git was poor company, went to sleep in his box and never said a word all the way to Milnthorpe!

[crofter]

Lizard is poor company now is he??
I am sure he was just a bit under the weather on that particular day - probably dreaming of his new Tefal - the aristocratic cunt.

[Dave Wells]

You should have asked me to help you carry it gorgeous. I'd have carried both you and it and then laid both of you too !!

[harmonyhex]

I'm on a roll now for carrying strange things home.

I'm just heading back into town to bring home a big wooden nordic fertility totem - which is not code for a viking dildo you cheeky buggerz