Famous quotes that are usually repeated wrongly

[BeestonBoy]

Top idea for a thread slender young wazza!!

Sir Edmund Hillary: Because I was there.

Will try and think of some more

[BeestonBoy]

James Cagney: Made it, Ma. Top of the world.

William Shakespear: Lay on Macduff

Mae West: Why don't you come up sometime and see me

James Cagney: Dirty,double crossing rat

This is fun!!

[BeestonBoy]

Jim Lovell: Houston we've had a problem here

[Jacques]

Captain Kirk: Beam us up, Mr Scott

From Hamlet: Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.

[colonel]

Michael Caine : 'Not a lot of people know that' [he never said it, or anything like it]

John Wayne: 'Get off your horse and drink your milk' [ditto]

Jim Callaghan: 'Crisis? What crisis?' [A Sun headline referring derisively to comments he actually made].

[Guilbert]

Mayor of Hiroshima: What the fuck was that !

[Pervert]

Damn, Guilbert---you beat me to it!

[Deuce Bigolo]

What diid the mayor of nagasaki say I wonder?