SCAM WARNING!! (SPOOF)

[pj]

Scam Warning

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Liffey Valley Shopping Centre. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windolene with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift into Town.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

[Trumpton]

Vivid dreams this man is having !wink!

[steve56]

At 1st i thought it was review of the new Life On Mars Spinoff.

[Trumpton]

LOL!

[pj]

Got it in email, ROTFL, so I thought I'd pass it on.

Pj

[Ace]

!thumbsup! Good one, loved it!