Evening you lot

[Jacques]

A bit fucking parky isn't it? In celebration of the cold and the slowness of my heating I am sat here in an ironic tee shirt, big fat dressing gown, socks, blue suede slippers and a hat from New York. Tell me what you are wearing before I lose wood.

[Sam Slater]

Figleaf underwear, sat on a sofa that has an easy-wipe surface, a cordless phone in my left hand, stroking my member with the right, and looking all sultry into a Canon video camera.

If you want to know more about me, then the bgafd forum is the place to ask.

[Trumpton]

It's bloody freezing where I am! My flat doesn't have any heating whatsoever, no double glazing or cavity wall insulation. This means I'm sitting in front of my laptop top wrapped up with layers of thermal clothing and looking like a polar bear.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I'm sitting in front of my laptop top wrapped up with layers of thermal clothing and looking like a polar bear.[/quote]

You've gone grey then?

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> You've gone grey then?

That's what the cold has done to me.

[Trumpton]

Ah, that's better. Just put on my brand new pair of extra duty thermal socks. Mmmm, toastie warm.

[stripeysydney]

Ah, but do you look like a bi-polar bear? Where's Oil of Olay when we really need him. I hope he keeps on posting, I'm starting to miss the little headcase.

[stripeysydney]

Good evening Trumpy ol' son, usually on Monday night I'm in the land of nod at this time, but me and Miss Stripey have just returned from a fantastic night wining and dining at a Sardinian restaurant courtesy of our fantastic Italian teacher (evening classes). Five courses of well, the best Italian food I've had in ages.
On the subject of freezing your tits off, sorry to hear about that, especially when we're sat in our residence in front of a log-burning stove...
I'm sat here and our cats are burning their whiskers off laying in front of it, the f****g thing's glowing; and so are our cats.
Keep warm yourself though. Nighty night.

[Trumpton]

Brrrrrr - it's freezing again.