I ever so nearly....

[Sam Slater]

Asked my Mum to suck my cock today............seriously!

I was texting a girl about a forthcoming sexual meeting this Sunday, and I stated quite clearly that: 'I was going to get her on her knees, tie her hands behind her back, and shove my cock down her throat' (adding that I would get a better kick out of this scenario if we did it with Family Fortunes playing in the background).

I thought it was funny but when scrolling down my contacts, 'Monica' is right next to 'Mum' in my list. I clicked on my Mum's number but mercifully Sony Ericsson software happens to ask you again if you want to send 'to Mum'. JEEEEZZZZUUUUSSSS CCCHHHHRRRIIISSSTTT!!!! That was a close shave! Christmas dinner would have been pretty awful this year at just one press of a button.

So tell me your most embarrassing/close shave moments....

[Deuce Bigolo]

So you fixed the word mum and sent your mum the text by accident instead

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Going to keep my similar close shaves to myself,[/quote]

Booooooooooo!

[quote]what I do with the person I am sex-texting to at any given moment is add an "AAA" to their name, so they always are at the top of your list.[/quote]

I feel for Adam, Alice, and Aunt Nora then!

[Sam Slater]

You lost me DB!

[Deuce Bigolo]

in that case...perish the thought
I could barely comprehend it when i posted

Word to the wise...when she's at your mercy don't call her mummy

[Sam Slater]

*shiver* !puke!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Of course if she calls you big daddy you may

[Trumpton]

Sammikins - you naughty boy!

[Sam Slater]

I checked my sent items three times just to make sure I'd not sent it, even though I knew I hadn't. I was shaking and everything! !laugh!