100 slices of haslet.

[stripeysydney]

Gypo's or pidgeons, they won't say no to some free scran..

[Trumpton]

mucho_matcho_man wrote:

> Bin it.

No I won't do that. It's perfectly edible. I'll phone round some charities tomorrow and see if they want to take it.

[Sam Slater]

Mince it up and put it in a pie.

I've never had Haslet Pie........it might catch on......



.........then again......

[stripeysydney]

How many slices have you eaten now? I think that hamster-face Gillian Mckeith should be informed.

[Trumpton]

stripeysydney wrote:

> How many slices have you eaten now?

At this specific time I've eaten 18 slices.

[Trumpton]

Hooray! I've managed to get rid of four dozen slices. This morning I went to the local sheltered housing association place (I think that's what it's called) and they were pleased to take this amount. I offered them more slices but the warden (I think that's what she's called) said that she thought that haslet won't keep for very long and my 'collection' was "on the turn". Bloody cheek, there's nothing wrong with MY haslet, it's good for another couple of weeks or so. !thumbsup!

100 slices minus the 20 that I've eaten, minus the 48 I've given away leaves 32 remaining. That's not bad, I'll probably consume those over the Christmas period - result!

[harmonyhex]

Should I come over and help you out with your meat? !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

Ladbrokes:

Trumpty food poisoning 4-1;

Trumpty gastric ulcer evs 1-1;

Trumpty bad case of shites 4/9 fav;

Death of Trumpty 300-1

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Ladbrokes:
>
> Trumpty food poisoning 4-1;
>
> Trumpty gastric ulcer evs 1-1;
>
> Trumpty bad case of shites 4/9 fav;
>
> Death of Trumpty 300-1

!laugh!

I've now eaten 22 slices (just had a couple in a sandwich with loads of relish (no, not them!) for my lunch). That means just 30 slices left, and I feel fine - no tummy upset or sickness.