I've just eaten my Crimbo lunch. I had turkey slices with honey and mustard stuffing, bacon rolls, roast tatties cooked in bacon fat, roast parsnips, sprouts, a couple of small Yorkshire puds, all topped off with lashings of bread sauce.
I haven't yet tucked into my Crimbo pud and creamy custard - because I'm stuffed!!!
Who's stuffed?
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Sam Slater
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As Christmas Day should be, Trumpy.
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I started early this morning by nibbling on peanuts, dry roasted peanuts, twiglets, sensation Crisps and Pringles all before I ate my lunch.
I feel well and truly bloated - I'll probably be hungry again in about an hour !wicked!
I feel well and truly bloated - I'll probably be hungry again in about an hour !wicked!
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Let down by the pub as they wasnt serving Xmas dinner after all the chat about it in october and november so i had breast of chicken in Belle Italia.
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That sounds very unsatisfactory.
Are you now stuffed?
Are you now stuffed?
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Yep i just had Mushroom Soup too.
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Guv'nor, you've really thrown the boat out here !thumbsup!
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Aston Villa tomorrow will get well and truly stuffed!
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I am not stuffed, put does pissed as a one-eyed fucking newt in a bottle of rum - argh me hearties ... make any difference Trump Lad??
Fuck me that apple cider is strong nectar, I am half tempted to take it back and tell the cunt it is too strong for public consumption ... but then again I could go and get another dozen bottles - heads or tails??
Fuck me that apple cider is strong nectar, I am half tempted to take it back and tell the cunt it is too strong for public consumption ... but then again I could go and get another dozen bottles - heads or tails??
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Who's stuffed?
Well on the way
12 pieces of ham,12 pieces of turkey,bit of salad & half a stick of metwurst
all washed down by 6 pints,2 750ml bottles of apple cider(12%) & half a 750ml bottle of cinzano vermouth
I'm currently lounging in front of the TV watching India v australia boxing day test(with the commentary on MUTE)while working my way through
cashew nuts,almonds,rice crackers,apricots and the other half of that metwurst stick
Not sure if I should wash it down with water,coffee or just head to hopistal and have my stocmach pumped out
12 pieces of ham,12 pieces of turkey,bit of salad & half a stick of metwurst
all washed down by 6 pints,2 750ml bottles of apple cider(12%) & half a 750ml bottle of cinzano vermouth
I'm currently lounging in front of the TV watching India v australia boxing day test(with the commentary on MUTE)while working my way through
cashew nuts,almonds,rice crackers,apricots and the other half of that metwurst stick
Not sure if I should wash it down with water,coffee or just head to hopistal and have my stocmach pumped out