Slight;y Off Topic

[Flett]

I've just visited a site featuring Nici Sterling on the juicy end of a digitally enhanced penis.
A couple of questions -

(a) Can I get it done on the NHS?
(b) Is there a long waiting list?
(c) Does it hurt?

[Bob Spunkhouse]

a) How do you know it is enhanced?
b) What is the URL?

[Lizard]

Penis transplants have proved to be very unreliable, and in many cases disasterous, dont go there, take it from me I had mine reversed, now I,m back to 10" thank God, (and the surgeon
of course!)

kettles on...............

[Flett]

But did it hurt??!!!

[Butsie]

All the literature on this subject seems to say yes there is pain involved but it mainly in the buttocks area for three weeks after surgery.Then theres the no sex for 6 weeks-now that is painful.Followed by the wearing of a heavy weight from the head of your penis to help the healing and a strict diet regimen form 3 months-no thanks.

cheers
B...OZ

[Flett]

Just what the doctor ordered!! Thanks Buttsie - so it worked okay for you then?

[Butsie]

I haven't had anything done and never will.
Hospitals are a place to avoid especially where surgery is involved-golden staff etc-no thanks.


I'm only speaking from what I have read and a couple of documentaries that I have seen.

cheers
B...OZ

[Flett]

Sad to say, but it eems that Lizard ws the only one who got the gag.
Shame on you. Buttsie, of al people.......
Must be the way I tell 'em.....

[Flett]

Typing when you're pissed doesn't help.