A Christmas message to the Home Office

[Sam Slater]

Where's Wazza when you need him? Typical. He'll spot a misplaced apostrophe, but when something serious comes along he's nowhere to be seen!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]WAZZA saves his efforts for those who appreciate them.[/quote]

Oooooooohhh bitchy!

[Sam Slater]

For the love of all that's holy, just don't mention the gays.

[Trumpton]

Have we all noticed that it's been over 3 days since Mike 'They're after me all the time' Freeman made this post and he still hasn't answered any of the questions raised by the other forumites?

[Sam Slater]

He can't be online too long or MI5 will track his location.

I think he has online access from his laptop via his mobile (I'm guessing that's expensive), and so it would be reasonable to assume that he only goes online when necessary.

[Trumpton]

What I can't fathom is that he claims to be residing in Italy and yet his website address is .co.uk?

[Trumpton]

MF has made a controversial post and should at least give us the courtesy of a reply.