I'm in the 5K club!

[Trumpton]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Nice header,made me think of you giving birth to a 5kg LOG

LOL!

In fact after all the grub I've eaten over this festive period when I've had a dump it's felt exactly like that.

[Trumpton]

Don't worry I've got plenty more wacky subjects lined up for next year. I'm currently working on titles such as: "My plastic won't melt", "Pray silence for Tunnock's wafers" and "Have you ever pebble dashed?".

[Deuce Bigolo]

Long as its exit was smooth and graceful

Imagine you would have felt like you were sitting on a turbo powered bidet

[Trumpton]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Long as its exit was smooth and graceful

Well, in parts it was.

> Imagine you would have felt like you were sitting on a turbo
> powered bidet

More like a jet propelled rocket!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Shoudl be thankful you were over calm waters