The Erotic Review

[Officer Dibble]

Just wondered whether the site proprietors were aware they have just had a mention in the latest edition of 'The Erotic Review' which is a subscription based magazine aimed specifically at posh folks who have a literary bent and who are also partial to a good shag.

Officer Dibble.

[Nic]

Very commendable old chap.

Hear, hear.

[alec]

No we didn't know. Evidently we aren't posh enough to subscribe. Thanks for telling us.

[Lizard]

Well the exotic review looks as though it should be read in Sainsbury,s cafe, whilst enjoying your toast basket, but if Damien Hurst reads /contributes to it, well I mean.....

brew?..............

[Officer Dibble]

OK then, I'll send you one of my older copies so you can see what it's all about - though I fear 'Anal, Bukake, Cream Pie Volume 99' lovers may find it a bit stuffy.

There's an address in the back if you fancy subscribing. But for God's sake don't tell them Officer Dibble sent you, or you'll be black-balled for life. You could even find yourself in the back of a haycart on Newgate Hill!

Officer Dibble.

[alec]

Thanks a lot. Since I don't come under the heading of 'Anal, Bukake, Cream Pie Volume 99' lovers I might find it interesting.

[marcusallen]

Newgate Hill!!
Even I'm not THAT old for God's sake.
At least I don't think I am, but come the morrow............

[woodgnome]

[jj]

When's Rowan Pelling going to give us a show?

[jj]

Aren't you domiciled not too far from Tyburn?