Lisa James/Melissa Tooke

[Lisa fan]

Please help you BGAFD forum fans.

Does anyone out there have any solo footage of this fabulously erotic girl, or do you know which companies are still selling material with her in? I would be particularly interested in any material from her old company U.K Direct/Fiona Cooper/Angels/Insight/Target.

Any info much appreciated.

[Officer Dibble]

Apart from the Fiona Cooper material the "all seeing, all knowing" Officer Dibble has publicly notarised title and deed to all of that material (OK then, a moody brown envelope and a handshake) and at least some of it is currently available though various adult video outlets. All of which are listed in the bgafd video companies section.

I would concour that Melissa is is indeed a fabulously horny bitch ? Those tits! Those thighs! That bum! And one of the few porno ladies that Officer Dibble would feel well disposed to shagging.

For those who may be interested, a close friend and colleague spoke to Melissa a couple of weeks ago and she indicted that she was indeed in Spain (some time-share nonsense.) But that rumours of her pregnancy were greatly exaggerated.


Officer Dibble - a movin' 'n' a shakin'

[marcusallen]

Melissa is alive and well and finally free from Nick the Slag
( who is on the wanted list)

[jj]

.....but imparting little useful info.
The FC titles are deleted (I have one: mail me), but Angels and Mask still have her in solo action, as do HCC I believe.

[Magoo]

Our mate Dibble will know as he is involved in several retail companies. A couple of whom have been mentioned. Get the videoangels site up properly Dibs as these vids are no good gathering dust on your desk.

I dont know who Dibble is but I DO know his companies and his other names on this forum (his name is Legion for he is many). He has a load of good stuff but he just sits on it for some reason.

[Officer Dibble]

The problem is that formatting it into a company, catalogue, website, DVD, or whatever, is all so horribly time consuming. I could spend a week editing a single film (I like to do it right) and converting it to DVD format. I spend three 3-4 days on a single A4 spread of artwork for a single movie. To build and maintain a single website is a full time job for one guy. I have fingers in various adult pies as well as 'straight' ones. Things do get done but at a plodding pace. Yes, I would love to have VA throw their web vaults open and let you rummage though and choose whatever took your fancy. But it will be a huge job to format and execute it. It will be done eventually, but the old magic wand is playing up at the moment. I can't farm these jobs out. Others may be able to tackle the more mundane administrative and distribution type tasks, but it is I who am the creative force behind this new stuff. I have, in the past, contracted others to do artwork, editing, and we building. But the Brits don't seem to have a clue in these areas, the Americans and Euro companies like Private set the standards and it is these standards that I a least aspire to. I find anything less unacceptable (though quite often through lack of time I do compromise.)

However, you will be offered some oldies but goldies in a slightly different format including DVD quite soon. You won?t be able to purchase them anywhere else in this format. And if it goes well, we'll see about shooting some more new stuff.

I have a personal ambition to produce a top class British shag movie - a British Marc Dorcel, with all the trimmings. Then I can say of rival Brit films "That is self evidently crap, this is how it should be done." Don't care if the shops want it or not, I'd spend the dough just for the personal satisfaction and the buzz I get from having created something good, something that might even elicit an emotional response.

Officer Dibble.

[magoo]

Look forward to it Dibble. I would have offered to write a review but as you are a PR Man(n) you wont require my services. Any chance of a free copy for me and Buttsie who calmed the screaming masses who wanted your blood recently? No? What do you mean no? Tight git. I shall send Wendy round in boxing gloves to sort you out.

I look forward to reading more of your Insider knowledge. But stay away from Mephisto Lord Of The Lower Depths.

I got your number officer-and it aint 999.(or inverted in Mephistos case)

Keep up the good work Dibble, you anonymous person with multiple personality disorder.

Love your sense of humour but I wont comment on the vids till the outlets are up and running. BTW did you get the Insights stuff when they scarpered? If so any chance of releasing the Tamsin le Vann (not allowed to use her real name) stuff. There were some other peaches amongst their stuff.

Magoo - On The Board Of Promotion For When You Become DCI Dibble

[jj]

He's probably a Sadist, then........but all those Biblical references have got me worried.
I hope he doesn't have any strange ideas about fossils (sorry, "God's Mistakes").

[jj]

All of a sudden, I like the cut of your jib, Sir.
Will go away and practice patience (I usually have trouble with the 6s and 7s.......).

[Genie]

Hi Dibble

I once wrote to a proprietor (I think of the Insight catalogue) who claimed in answer to my query that Laura Singer 'loves fisting', implying that my wish to see her do that on video may be granted at some stage.

Now I have already been put right, by a big fan of hers on here, that no film has been released that features her doing this.

However what about unreleased?

If there is anything in the archives along those lines, I for one would be very interested indeed...



Genie