The 'U' shaped sausage.

[Sam Slater]

Trumpy, you've lost me.

[Trumpton]

Sorry, having problems with my IE7 browser. I'm now on Firefox.

Have you read this entire thread Prof. Sam?

[Sam Slater]

Yes, entirely. I've still no idea what you're talking about. Why can't you name the company that makes them?

[Trumpton]

I shall tell ye. It's "Matterson's". They're the culprits in my eating saga.

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Oi, just noticed - my sig has gone! It was a good one too!
> Fuck.

You haven't had a sig all day Zooter.

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Are yuo sure it wasn't one of those flexible double dildos that
> appear in so many of our favourite gay (lesbian) films - just
> think Trumpty, you've swallowed it all - perhaps you should be
> in films yourself?

The texture was the same as rubber - so perhaps it was a giant dildo I was gobbling on! EEEK!! To see me do that I would be looking to you to pay me.

> Although many guys would opt out of having to have lashings of
> onion pickle on their cocks before a blow job. NB, I said many,
> not all.

I'd need a list of those who'd opt out.

[Trumpton]

Oh dear. These sausages I ate today are now planning their revenge on my digestive system. !sick! I had one massive dump earlier this evening and I thought that did the trick - but there's still some there wanting to come out !sick!

[Lizard]

Please keep us regularaly updated on your motions.....!sick!