The 'U' shaped sausage.

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Trumpton
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Re: I'm not well.

Post by Trumpton »

Okey dokey, I'll do that be......... oh no, here comes another splash down!

colonel
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Re: I'm not well.

Post by colonel »

He's in the shit now!
crofter
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Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Post by crofter »

They are "U" Shaped for a reason you know Trumpy ...
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Sam Slater
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Re: I'm not well.

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You've not got any pics have you?

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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: I'm not well.

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

That would be down to the inflatable wrapping

think of it as the enema you couldn't say no to
Trumpton
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Re: I'm not well.

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colonel wrote:

> He's in the shit now!

I got stuck in the bowl.

Trumpton
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Re: I'm not well.

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Sam Slater wrote:

> You've not got any pics have you?

You wouldn't want to see them Prof !shocked!

Trumpton
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Re: I'm not well.

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Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> think of it as the enema you couldn't say no to

I might as well have shoved it up my arse for all the good it did!

Trumpton
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Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

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crofter wrote:

> They are "U" Shaped for a reason you know Trumpy ...

So after they've passed through your digestive system they then can slide round the "U" bend of the bog !sherlock!

Sam Slater
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Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Post by Sam Slater »

No, it's incase you ever shit yourself in public. It stops it sliding down your leg.

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