Well if you're offering....but I must insist on one of your scrummy sausage rolls.
What should I do for my birthday?
Re: What should I do for my birthday?
quis custodiet ipsos custodes
Re: What should I do for my birthday?
and shag a couple of black midgets and have a sausage shoved up your arse apparently..............?
Re: What should I do for my birthday?
.... oh and have a load of blokes spunk on your face while you have some live webcam lesbian sex.......?
Re: What should I do for my birthday?
...as Trumpton has a shit?
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?
You gatecrashers really know how to charm a lady 
Re: What should I do for my birthday?
Charmers to a man, Buttsie. Almost Australian in their sophistication 
As for Harmony, she should settle for a quiet, intimate, candle-lit meal with that very special someone. Hell, if she's paying for the feed, I might* even buy her a glass of wine.
*might is not a binding contract
As for Harmony, she should settle for a quiet, intimate, candle-lit meal with that very special someone. Hell, if she's paying for the feed, I might* even buy her a glass of wine.
*might is not a binding contract
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?
Sir les patterson would be saying...you little fucking beauty
I just can't stand to see good cooking going to waste
No knowing what kind of sauces it would come in contact with while on its journey to uranus
I just can't stand to see good cooking going to waste
No knowing what kind of sauces it would come in contact with while on its journey to uranus
Re: How Old?
23, apparently. I've got gravy stains older than that.
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: How Old?
Bought my 1st house when i was 23
Went on my 1st and last Contiki tour when i was 23 in 1990
Pasta & Gravy again?
Went on my 1st and last Contiki tour when i was 23 in 1990
Pasta & Gravy again?