What should I do for my birthday?

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Jacques
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by Jacques »

Well if you're offering....but I must insist on one of your scrummy sausage rolls.

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IG
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by IG »

and shag a couple of black midgets and have a sausage shoved up your arse apparently..............?
IG
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by IG »

.... oh and have a load of blokes spunk on your face while you have some live webcam lesbian sex.......?
colonel
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by colonel »

...as Trumpton has a shit?
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

You gatecrashers really know how to charm a lady ;-)
Pervert
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by Pervert »

Charmers to a man, Buttsie. Almost Australian in their sophistication :-)

As for Harmony, she should settle for a quiet, intimate, candle-lit meal with that very special someone. Hell, if she's paying for the feed, I might* even buy her a glass of wine.

*might is not a binding contract :-)
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: What should I do for my birthday?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Sir les patterson would be saying...you little fucking beauty

I just can't stand to see good cooking going to waste
No knowing what kind of sauces it would come in contact with while on its journey to uranus
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: How Old?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

21?
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Re: How Old?

Post by Pervert »

23, apparently. I've got gravy stains older than that.
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Re: How Old?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Bought my 1st house when i was 23

Went on my 1st and last Contiki tour when i was 23 in 1990


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