Trumpton: shitting for Britain, shitting for YOU

[Trumpton]

Shelley Louise wrote:

> Batchelors super noodles and pop tarts tomorrow.

No, yuk, they're disgusting!

[Trumpton]

colonel wrote:

> It is little known that since 1972, his turds have been towed
> out to sea by the Royal Navy and are known by the codename
> 'Goodwin Sands'.

I'll have you know that my turds when they're floating in the sea are a danger to shipping.

[Trumpton]

stripeysydney wrote:

> Vesta currie's, God I remember them. I don't know why I didn't
> just cut the middle man out and throw them straight down the
> bog.

True, but some people feel the urge to put this "substance" into their bodies and bubble away for a while and then let it shoot down the bog.

[Trumpton]

Oooh! Bunging up public toilets with my dung is something I've always wanted to do.

[colonel]

Go for that action!