American Mustard.

[Trumpton]

It's shite!!

Those Yanks just do not know how to make proper mustard. Their version tastes like week Daddy's sauce. Whereas the good old-fashioned English mustard is strong, powerful and has the ability to make your throat burn and your eyes water if you consume too much of it at one go.

[steve56]

In the pub there are satchets of English mustard i forgot to add it to my beef today.

[Trumpton]

I hope it didn't spoil Sirs meal? May I humbly suggest to Sir that those sachets of mustard do not taste very nice.

[Trumpton]

That's also shite!

Horrid tasting brown muck. Everyone should accept and realise that mustard has to be yellow - end of story.

[Sam Slater]

I like a little dijon mustard.

Not really a mustard lover though. It's ok now and again.

[Pervert]

Head out of the bucket now, Sam?

[Trumpton]

Ah, the Prof has surfaced. How d'ya feel now?

[Shelley Louise]

This forum will be soon sponsored by Armitage shanks with Trumpy sat on it constantly and Sam projectile vomiting in it.

Back to the mustard... prefer hot horseradish myself!

[Sam Slater]

Bit of a headache, but I'm finally thinking of food.

You always know when you're feeling better when food becomes a priority in life.

It started as a quiet night in, with a curry and a few glasses of wine, entertaining a lady. I ended up drinking Pinot Grigo out of her gaping arse before piledriving her.

It's ok....I've had the hepatitis jab.

[steve56]

Had horseradish bat leigh on seain the summer with my roast dinner only 4.95.