W*Z**R.

[stripeysydney]

Even though he could be a bit of a dick, I'm starting to miss the contrary C**t.
Is Dibbsie still about?

[Sam Slater]

He would disagree with you; about how much you miss him, his 'cuntness', and 'contrariness'.

[Trumpton]

I was under the impression that when Zooter isn't here he's servicing Mrs Zooter?

[Sam Slater]

I wouldn't like to speculate on Mrs Zooter's needs of servicing, nor Mr Zooter's willingness to oblige. However, knowing Mr Zooter's amiability in such circumstances, we would have to take into account such an occurrence indeed being reason for the fellow's absence.

Now, without further ado, decorum must be reinstated, and we must put an end to titlle-tattle, and vulgar rumour.

[Trumpton]

In reality he's got a mountain of homework that needs marking.

[colonel]

Or SCEs to pass.

[Trumpton]

Whilst he's absent let's all be naughty? !wicked!

[Jacques]

He was/is a bit of a dick at times but just recently he really excelled himself in dickness.