The essential lessons of life

Jacques · Post by **Jacques** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:11 pm

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

What else?

Shelley Louise · Post by **Shelley Louise** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:12 pm

My nans advice was when we were all little.

Keep your hand on your tuppence and dont wear your knickers in bed as your fanny will fall off.

Sam Slater · Post by **Sam Slater** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:13 pm

Never text dirty to any girl who's name stats with the letter 'm'. Just incase 'Mum' gets a horrid surprise.

Guilbert · Post by **Guilbert** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:14 pm

There are two important things:

1) Never tell everything you know

Sam Slater · Post by **Sam Slater** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:15 pm

Nor everything that you don't.

Jacques · Post by **Jacques** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:18 pm

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

Trumpton · Post by **Trumpton** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:19 pm

Go for a midnight jog after eating a massive curry.

planeterotica · Post by **planeterotica** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:19 pm

Never do today what you can put of until tomorrow !happy!

Shelley Louise · Post by **Shelley Louise** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:20 pm

Always try and be at the front of a queue in a gangbang!

Jacques · Post by **Jacques** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:20 pm

Have you ever lent someone ?20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

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