Teenage Pregnancies

[Officer Dibble]

When I read this article suggesting that teenage pregnancies were up, I immediately saw the hand (or dick) of ?The Erotic Pensioner? in it all. So, has Mike Freeman been making himself busy? Or is there another explanation?

But whatever the explanation, what?s the solution? Is the provision of benefits and free, unconditional, money proving to much of an incentive to get pregnant for the academically challenged teenager? Or is it just down to total stupidity? Do you, as a taxpayer, resent having to fund ?Wendy Waster?s? lifestyle and her expending brood of multi-ethnic proto pikeys.






Officer Dibble

[hellblazer]

Here is my solution. We need to stop being the messed up puritanical society we have become.

Sex education at school, for me at any rate, was mechanical. We were told how it was done, how to prevent STDs and pregnancies and what happens in nine months time.

Why not reverse the message.

SEX is GREAT and an orgasm gives you a greater buzz than any drug and a condom allows you to enjoy it as much as you want, for as long as you want, with the minimum of risk of STDs and pregnancies because...

BABIES are the BIGGEST burden you could possibly inflict on yourself.
- They will rob you of your youth, destroying the dreams you had. What did you want to be when you grow up? Well you can't anymore because you have to take care of a child who will rely on you for at least a decade and a half.
- You will not get a good nights sleep for about FIVE YEARS.
- They will cost you ?100,000 at least for 18 years. All you are qualified to do is some minimum wage mcjob. Does the extra benefits make up for that commitment?
- The guy who knocked you up isn't the sort of guy who will stay around and even if he is, he's not capable of supporting you emotionally or financially.
- Teenagers, though believing themselves to be mature, are still children. They should enjoy it before it is gone. However, without a developed moral compass, their behaviour will influence their children and breed another generation of disrespectful yobs.

So my advice. Sex - enjoy it, it's free and relatively safe and it does not need to result in children UNLESS YOU CHOOSE IT TO. Do not limit your potential or compromise your life. There are worlds to explore, foods to taste, beautiful women to hold.

The choice is simple.

[Pervert]

That has got to be the most sensible post ever to appear here. Well done, Hellblazer.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Very true hellblazer

backed up by having the responsibility of caring for a toy baby over a 24 hour period

given how each generation seems to be starting sexual activity earlier & earlier who knows what age it should be brought in at

The last year of high school is definitley too late

[leobloom]

maybe teachers and the government should try reverse psychology on the brats, bestowing the virtues of unprotected teen sex, you never know it might work!

[Peter]

Officer Dibble wrote:

Do
> you, as a taxpayer, resent having to fund ?Wendy Waster?s?
> lifestyle and her expending brood of multi-ethnic proto pikeys.
>

Yes.

Near me, there's a block of houses know locally as Benefits Boulevard. Five houses, all with single mothers living there, (a variety of regular gentlemen callers, obviously). All get free housing and plentiful scrounger money, so why should they work?

Child benefit should be scrapped, so that 'if you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em' becomes valid. Any that slip through the net should be put in workhouses, where their bastard children spend all day in a giant creche, whilst the mother does menial work on the factory floor.

That'd sort them out.

[Trumpton]

Officer Dibble wrote:

> Do you, as a taxpayer, resent having to fund ?Wendy Waster?s?
> lifestyle and her expending brood of multi-ethnic proto pikeys.

One factor which is often omitted in this situation is the totally lack of responsibility by the men who go around impregnating the likes of 'Wendy'.

These men can, and do, believe they are completely immune by the cause and effect of their actions.

[Tequila_Woods]

Hellblazers idea of sex education is right on the mark.

I had no sex education at school other than the biology of it.

In one way i agree income support should be scrapped (child benefit is ?70 odd a month that every family gets whether you work or not, income support is what you get if you're a scrounger to the other poster) but on the other hand i also know how expensive childcare is. I live jsut outside London and to send my son to day nursery would cost ?170 a week...Bear in mind if i was to get a job in central London (which id need to to pay them costs) Id only be picking up around ?250 a week, plus ?70 for transport etc etc...It really is not worth me going to work, and to be honest i wouldnt want to. Why would i want to pay that amount of money to someone else to see my son take his first steps, say his first word etc. I'm his Mummy, i get to do that, its my job to look after him and do all those things.

Luckily i have a fiance with a really good job who is happy to support his family. We dont claim ANY benefits...we get child benefit, which as i said every family gets and we get ?40 a month working tax credits. We pay ?800 a month rent, i dont even know how much council tax, bills and im not even going to go into how much having a toddler costs!

As for these girls going out and getting pregnant for a council house, i know for a fact in Birmingham they have to go into a hostel first which really says alot about these girls doesnt it.

As i was saying anyway, on one hand i think council houses and income support for little slags who get preggers on purpose should be scrapped but on the other hand....what are these girls supposed to do when the fuckwit who they truley love and got them pregnant and promised to stand by them dumps them at 8 and a half months pregnant, their parents kick them out and they have nowhere to go?

I really dont see anywhere for this to go to be honest, Hellblazers idea of sex education is the best thing iv ever read in my life. We all know theres no point in telling teenagers not to do something dont we, its the firsyt thing they are going to do. No point in telling them how hard it is to be up with a baby 48 horus straight cuz they are screaming with colic, how hard it is being stuck in a house all day with a baby 24/7, how much it costs etc etc etc, cuz we all know they dont listen.

[Tequila_Woods]

oh and as for these dolls for 24 hours, what bollox, anyone can do it for 24 hours and no doll can re-create a difficult baby!