Storms!!

[Trumpton]

Thank you Sir.

I only use 'Sir' and 'Guv'nor' out of respect - I certainly do not intend to offend you.

[Pervert]

Okay, probably over-reaction on my part. I used to work with someone who made the word "Sir" sound like an insult at best and scum at the worst, so the word has uncomfortable echoes for me.