A Christmas message to the Home Office

[eroticartist]

Alice,
I suspect that you are just an old square!
Freeman.

[eroticartist]

Colonel,
No I Googled for Nudes in the History of Art and Balthus was one of the great Masters. Check out his other masterpieces!
Freeman.

[leobloom]

i think in the future there will be a lot of abanded oil rigs.

[eroticartist]

Leo,
One could obviously set up a broadcsting station on such an abandoned rig and I suspect that there a quite a few rocks above sea where one could operate.

But it seems that one has to have a private army to stay in business!

I wonder if any still exist?

Mike.

[eroticartist]

Alice,
Now I know that you are not just an old square!
Mike.

[eroticartist]

Alice,
Are you on the square and a bit cautious?
Mike.

[eroticartist]

Colonel,
I am not here for that but here for my health and peace of mind away from Big Brother. La Dolce Vita, but I think that if a fourteen year old girl wants to have sex then it is not up to some old pervert to tell her what to do ie, go and have a wank or a take cold shower!
Freeman.