Before anyone asks..............

[Lizard]

Out of your underwear draw last night, dont you remember.?

[Trumpton]

Liz's got a big pic collection of his type of babes. !whistle!

[Sam Slater]

Lol Trumpy...

I cannot read your code but I can easily guess the lasses you talk of.

M & J and both surnames begin with 'b'.

Michelle B and Jamie Brooks.

What do I win?

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> Lol Trumpy...
>
> I cannot read your code but I can easily guess the lasses you
> talk of.

I thought you might.

> M & J and both surnames begin with 'b'.

Correct.

> Michelle B and Jamie Brooks.

Yipee! As I predicted Prof knew without the need to decode.

> What do I win?

All I can offer you is a night out with the "gorgeous" Les.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]All I can offer you is a night out with the "gorgeous" Les.[/quote]

I'll take the haslet if you don't mind.

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> I'll take the haslet if you don't mind.

Bugger - it's all gone. I could rush out and get more?

I've just had a weird thought; what about Les covered from head to foot in haslet? !wicked!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I've just had a weird thought; what about Les covered from head to foot in haslet?[/quote]

Well, I don't know what she looks like and you do.

If you're sat thinking about covering her in food then it must be love, surely?

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:


> Well, I don't know what she looks like and you do.

Yup, it's a sight that's burnt onto my retina - forever.

> If you're sat thinking about covering her in food then it must
> be love, surely?

It must be my subconscious thought's coming to the fore. Right - I'm off to have that cold shower now!