Caption competition.

[The Last Word]

(From the right) Dopey, Doley, Chokey, Smokey, Pokey, Pikey, and my-shoes-are-Nikey.

[stripeysydney]

Voice from behind: You're just the sort of chaps we want to send to university. There might be a problem though, you have to be able to speeeell your names.

[colonel]

stripeysydney wrote:

> Voice from behind: You're just the sort of chaps we want to
> send to university. There might be a problem though, you have
> to be able to speeeell your names.


Yeah, right!

[harmonyhex]

New government scheme to combat truancy saw the unveiling of the "Polyester Trap"

[Lizard]

...........and all officer dibble's children were outside the court waiting for his appearance.

[Minty]

Turn round if you're a burden on society

[mrmcfister]

Whats the collective noun for absent fathers?

[BeestonBoy]

"The Byker Massive waited anxiously for Magoo to emerge from the off license"