I just wanna fuck more girls...

[colonel]

Don't we all.

Well...except Dibble. More camp than Butlins, that boy is.

[myson]

James, I'm sure you'll get some volunteers from here to..........ahem........stand in for you (pun intended) !laugh!

Hope your nadgers are in full working order soon !thumbsup!

Myson

[stripeysydney]

Ouch, that's gotta hurt! Much more vicious than Wazzer's attempt to denigrate Dibbsie, you bitch...Could Britain's finest 'Anti-Chav warrior be, ahem, a bit ginger?

[Officer Dibble]

Shut that door, colonel - you cheeky boy!

And if you've a carving for crumpet there's really no excuse nowadays for not indulging yourself. There are umpteen escort agencies, dating agencies and independent courtesans a mere click of the mouse away. The only thing that's stopping you is yourself - oh, and Harriet 'I'll decide what's good for you' Harman, of course.








Officer Dibble

[fudgeflaps]

He may have the wealth to have a lovely, sweeping, ascending rockery and be an Uphill Gardener whilst at weekends enjoying some port before he Bowls From The Pavilion End- but I don't think he's a camp-as-a-row-of-pink-tents puddle-jumper.

He may be a raging bender, though.

!wink!