I'm shooting a movie....

[Lizard]

To be titled...Ghekofuckers! The plot will involve me shagging, er, someone, anyone really, casting starts this morning and the deadline for applications is Dec 30th. 2008.
I,m looking for candidates preferably without facial hair, looks are not important, but having a fanny would help. (your face will not be seen on Camera)
Location....to be announced, but probably your house.
Rates.......Around ?20?
Experience not essential as training will be given.

Please reply via this board, so we can all take the piss.

Right...Oh!, Previous applicants need not apply.
Ok, I,m off for one of those delicious bacon sanwiches that Jimslip referred to, the 'whole' fat one's.

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[planeterotica]

You should have posted this on the promotions forum Lizzie you would have loads of replys by now !happy!

[Lizard]

Yes but the moderators would have FAQ'D me...

[Sam Slater]

Mod's pet.

[laralatex]

laras pet and you know i only like doggy, not reptilian position

[planeterotica]

Lizard wrote:

> Yes but the moderators would have FAQ'D me...
>
planeterotica wrote:

What like Zooter was !wink! i hope he dosnt go and get himself banned as i quite enjoy his insults !happy!

[Marino]

With a sexy little tail like that Lizard you'd better watch your back mate I quite fancy you.

[Jacques]

Liz, can I be tea boy?

I make a really nice brew.

[Lizard]

Ah! Big M, You would not believe it mate, (I know how it must feel to be you now.) I have been inundated with requests from 'Starlets' for a part. That Lara Latex has never been of the phone, even trying to bribe me with bacon sandwiches, and cheap sherry, but I,m holding on for a woman who doesn't buy cheap laptops.....thanks for the interest.

[Lizard]

I can make you the prodcucer for a can of stella.