An all day breakfast.

[Trumpton]

I presume so. "She" might very well have a cock too.

[ATS]

colonel wrote:

> Never heard of Tom Piper.
>
> Woolworth's- in the days of the cooked meat counters- sold tins
> of Old Oak products- apparently a big US brand. One of them was
> a whole [boned] chicken in a can- which should tell you all you
> need to know about US consumerism and disposabiity.

The whole chicken in a tin and old oak ham - christ!!
Remember that garbage came in all the xmas hampers years ago
Crap tins of meat and loads of crap tinned fruit and a watney party
seven big tin of flat beer. Some mayberry fruit sweets as well I think

My parents did waste some money on those xmas clubs

At least farepack just stole their customers money and didn't
send them a hamper of full of shit like in the good old days

[Sam Slater]

[quote]"She" might very well have a cock too.[/quote]

She will if you give her the chance!

[crofter]

I think where you are going wrong on this one Trumpton and it is quite a serious error from a master chef like yourself - don't put the fucking contents in a fucking fry pan, heat it gently in a saucepan ... hope this helps Ms. Goblin Primrose QC (acting) over and out.

[laralatex]

I'm sorry, thats''even worse than shopping at Iceland

[Lizard]

Is that' London grill' trumpy, eee ba gum, I remember when I were a young struggling musician living in a squat in Hulme, London Grill was the perfect ending to a nights debauchery, and you could plug holes in the roof with it! very versatile.

[colonel]

I thought that as well.....

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> [quote]"She" might very well have a cock too.[/quote]
>
> She will if you give her the chance!

I don't want a big squarking bird giving me one. !sick!

[Sam Slater]

Errr... I meant that she'd have a cock if you shoved yours inside her, Trumpy.

I never mentioned you getting it up the shitter. That's your subconscious talking there! !laugh!

[Trumpton]

The instructions on the side of the tin said the contents have to be fried.