An all day breakfast.

[colonel]

He's been thinking about Zooter's anal ambitions for you, Sammi.

[Trumpton]

Tinned All Day Breakfast's are all the rage at FarmFoods.

[Sam Slater]

How very thoughtful. Trumpy rocks.

[Trumpton]

London Grill is the upmarket version of this.

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> Errr... I meant that she'd have a cock if you shoved yours
> inside her, Trumpy.

That's never gonna happen. It's a case of over my dead body with that one.

> I never mentioned you getting it up the shitter. That's your
> subconscious talking there! !laugh!

Oops! It accidently popped out. !wink!

[crofter]

Well you must have bought/acquired the cheaper Ned Version then ...

[Trumpton]

I've discovered other companies who produce this product. Have you heard of Lancaster, or KingFood, what about Stagg?

I've been told that the traveller community swear by these products. I bet they do - I bet they say: "What the bloody hell is this shite!".

[colonel]

Trumpton wrote:

> I've discovered other companies who produce this product. Have
> you heard of Lancaster, or KingFood, what about Stagg?


Stagg are the main producer of chilli beef. American again- no wonder they are all obese!

[Trumpton]

Yup, I thought I'd be okay after consuming my ADB - but no, during the middle of the night my stomach started to gurgle. I initially thought it was wind. Oh how wrong I was. At 03:15 I was awoken by this sudden rushing sensation in my stomach which quickly made it's way up to my throat and whoooooooooosh, I just made it to the lavvy and proceeded with my psychedelic yodel. !puke!

I feel much better after getting rid of all that. !pleased!

[Sam Slater]

Jeez, if it's not comin out one end it's comin out t'other!